AFlaHickBear's Profile

Lookin For THE ONE!

Just the facts, ma'am ...

I know I know, you were hoping to see a pic ... read on grasshopper.

* Born and Raised in central Fla ... ( I know you dont see many of us around anymore)
* I'm a 37 Y.O. SGWM ... no major defects, except, I am a hopeless Romantic.
* I'm 6'2", got a 52" hairy chest, and a 40 waist ( altho I am working on it ), and sport a buzz-cut. ( no I am not a muscle-freak )
* I DO work ... WAY to hard ... for not enuff pay!
* I'm a techno-idiot ... Go Figure ... but, i can change my own oil and pump my own gas ( thanks Mom ) < how BUTCH is that??>

What I'm NOT looking for:

- if you're looking to hook-up ... Hit the Road!
- if you're married and looking for something extra ... HIT THE ROAD!
- if your first question is "stats" or "pic" ... HIT THE ROAD! (I'm starting to see a pattern )
- if you are in an "open" relationship, I'm REALLY not interrested ... But thank you for thinking of me ... HIT THE ROAD!
- if you're home alone and feeling horny baby,I really dont care to hear about it ... might i suggest some porn and KY? ... Oh what the hell- HIT THE ROAD!
- if you have taken the time to measure you member and post that info on your profile ... WOW, we really would not get along ... So, where does that leave us? ... OH i know ... HIT THE ROAD!
- if you're a guy who's idea of a night on the town is dressing up like yo'momma or your a sissy fag ... WOW ... HIT THE ROAD!
- if you're someone who is "bi" or "courious" ... may i suggest the discovery and learning channles ... go on, you know what to do ... HIT THE ROAD!
- if you're I.Q. permits you to spell "come" as cum ... oh good Lord ... HIT THE ROAD!
- eenie meenie mieny moe ... if you have more than four AOL screen names ... HIT THE ROAD!
- swimmer's build, tan lines and other aol adjectives do not impress me nor make a man ... HIT THE ROAD!!!
- if your over 25 and still refer to yourself as a "boi" ... call Dr. Phil and HIT THE ROAD!

What I AM looking for?

well if you made it this far ... keep reading you are almost done...
- Someone who is sane ... NO aol/gay bull.
- someone who understands what having a relationship really means.
- someone who enjoys outdoor activities and takes care of themselves.
- someone who knows how to enjoy the little things in life, i.e. a beautiful scenery, a childs laugh, a hug hello.
- someone who is ready for a committed friendship with the possibility if growth into a deeper relationship.
- FYI ... someday i want it all ... a house, 2.5 kids, a dog, and a 2 car garage ... oh yeah, a ring too!!!
- someone who is a real man and doesn't live up to the poor standards set by Q.A.F. and Will & Grace. ( just a hint ... those are t.v. shows - I'm in the real world ).

WELL THATS ALL FOLKS ... YOU KNOW KNOW A LITTLE BIT ABOUT ME .. SO TELL ME WHAT YOU LIKED ( AND EVEN WHAT YOU DIDNT LIKE ) I AM A BIG BEAR. AND CAN TAKE IT! ... FEEL FREE TO EMAIL OR IM ANYTIME ALWAYS LOOKIN TO MAKE NEW FRIENDS. AND WHO KNOWS MAYBE MEET THAT MAN OF MY DREAMS..


NO BEARS WERE HARMED IN THE COMMISSION OF THIS PROFILE.....

AND ONLY THE NAMES HAVE BEEN CHANGED... TO PROTECT THE SATISIFED......

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• Hair
• Massage
• Rimming
• Uncut
• Underwear
• Uniforms
• Webcamming

• Bears
• Chat
• Daddies
• G.I.s
• LTR
• Muscle Men

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