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Drunk_on_Tampons's Profile

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Last Online:
Over 2 weeks ago

Joined:
20th August 2007

Build: Stocky
Safer Sex: If Asked To
Location: Nashville TN United States
Hair: Red Balding
Age: 31
Eye Color: Green
Libido: All the Time
Work-out: Seldom
Mannerism: Slightly Effeminate
Endowment: Average 4" (10.2cm) Cut
Smoker: All Types
Status: Negative
Weight: 220 lbs (100 kg)
Position: Versatile
Height: 5'11" (180 cm)
Ethnicity: White/Caucasian
Relationship: Open Relationship

Drunk_on_Tampons's Looks

Body Hair:

Ass, Back, Chest, Legs, Trimmed Pubic

Facial Hair:

Beard

Tattoos:

Arm Upper Left, Arm Upper Right, Back Lower Left, Back Lower Right, Butt Cheek Left, Butt Cheek Right, Chest Right, Left Thigh, Penis

About Drunk_on_Tampons

Party time, now show some cock

i enjoy turning enemies into friends and vice versa. i use a shoehorn. when i die i want engraved upon my tombstone, in cursive, "shit happens when you party naked." i've been curious to the point of voyeurism. i can smell rather bad at times but i can't stop being obsessed with my own body odor. or yours too for that matter. i strive to be a fly on the wall. a fly that fucks with everybody. i wanna clone howard cosell and have him comment on my every action. i wanna feed the entire world, preferably in one long buffet line so i could see their faces. then i wanna photograph them when they eat. i wanna kiss anybody with a pulse. i'll only talk about sports to someone that i know hates sports. when i hit you, don't take it personally. i only do it because i'm in love with you. what else would you like to know? my life's an open book, except for the many secrets i'm very good at keeping.

also i like getting drunk on tampons if you guys know what i'm talking about!!! yea! it's how you get a party started. it's how you get a party naked. also i like leather to wear or lay down upon or take off another person or be spanked with. if you ever want to chat with me all you got to do is call... (615)306-5442 or check my other site http://www.myspace.com/drunkontampons

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Drunk_on_Tampons's Blogs

22nd August 2007

who likes the party?
when it is all the way naked? that's right i won't tell, honeybun. this is the garland of leather coming for you. did i say that?...

Drunk_on_Tampons's Interests

Hobbies:

Antiques, Chess, Collecting Art, Dog Breeding, Drawing, House Restoration, Model Trains, Photography, Pottery, RC Boats, RC Planes, Singing, Wood Carving

Music:

Christian Rock, Heavy Metal, Muscial Theater, Trance

Services:

Catering, Chiropractor, Escorting, Hair Stylist, House Keeping, House Painting, Lawn Care, Massage In Calls, Massage Out Calls, Party Planning

Languages:

American Sign Language

Drunk_on_Tampons's Fetishes

Drunk_on_Tampons is Seeking

Drunk_on_Tampons's Groups

Leather
183 members
Raunch & Kink
125 members
Hook Ups
214 members

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Comments

12:00
03/04/08

Rarty_Dude says:
I already have you fkkn phone number, fag.
12:00
11/09/07

Sydneydude says:
So much color and motion :)
12:00
06/09/07

gay_artist says:
yes that is me in the backgrond.
12:00
25/08/07

Gay_Guy_East_Tenn says:
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12:00
22/08/07

CosmicCraig says:
You are amazing. I have never seen someone so all over the place. You seem as scattered as the hash browns at the Waffle House. And that is fabu!